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These Demotivational Poster


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

EPIC BEARD-BEAR MAN - Epic even with the socks

ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !

BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers

TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


TAGS: these ain t the cheap seats
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 5:02 pm
Check out the rest of the people in the pic Bart...their expressions are truly priceless.
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:28 pm
Amsome Bone. 5
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:46 pm
lol this is epic baseball day material. 5/5 Man, it looks like the girl with the hat is getting the vapors.

PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.

TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


TAGS: mardi gras day a conditioned response see the beads look at these
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Sean - February 15, 2010, 10:43 pm
Hey, thanks -- you monochromatic arachnid ... for creeping me out on so many levels. 5.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:03 pm
Emotional scars........ ACTIVATE!
GreyScorpion - February 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
nothing says I love you like a string of beads of the seed
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:55 pm
Just like the pearl necklace dad gave mom?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:51 pm

starting them off young


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random shot at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?

CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up

TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..

I've had it -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM - of Gotham City, there are 3 groups. The Police, who investigate, the DA's who prosecute, and the goddamn Batman

TAGS: these are there stories
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Epic win!
Ed-Hyde - October 15, 2009, 6:52 am
That show I would watch! 5L
Dude 4515 - October 14, 2009, 4:22 pm
Ha! perfect refence! five poodles!

PARENTS ? - you need a licence to own a gun,but they let any asshole be a parent !

TAGS: funny crazy who reads these
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 12:08 pm
Perfect MO! @ Moooooooooo+ go get yourself some depends for when you're motifaking. then you wont have to worry about making a mess for the misses
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:42 am
I've been dying to make a new poster along those lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2010, 11:28 am
hahahahahahah!!!!!! ROFL.....I hope other people get that....I just pee'd a little.......thanks for the laugh MO.
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:26 am
Could it be??? The long lost Kyle?

FLOPPY DISCS - These original, early examples were neither floppy nor disc shaped... Isn't it funny how quickly a media form becomes outdated? As soon as I transfer all of my porn...


ANGER - it's neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another

VEGGIES - you should eat them If you wanna go "that" way I won't tell anyone.

TAGS: you bring these things on yourself
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 8:54 am
"Veggie" is the name of one of our members. It was only meant to razz him, not to be truly funny......why am I explaining myself to a noob?.....Fuck off noob!
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:27 pm
this is funny?


TAGS: hey we all know one of these peps
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:57 pm
*gets out Windex and cleans again* Whatever do you mean
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:54 pm
Ha, is the screen a bit stickier than usual Bone?
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:53 pm
*cleaning keyboard and screen of the Heineken shower it just got*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:52 pm
Thankfully I've got a friends birthday tonight, so at least I have an excuse for it, lol.
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:51 pm
Well that's it for me today...I don't think I can top that MrRandom LMFAO
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:49 pm
Don't we all?
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:47 pm
I was thinking more like: "I Drink Alone"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:43 pm
Born under a bad sign.....
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:16 pm

NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.

TAGS: september challenge weddings so daddy gets these huh
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Now, thats Priceless.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Now this is the deeeep South. Right, Mullet Jr?
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:50 pm
Rare for a step-mom!



TAGS: i would like to see these babies play some hokey
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:26 am
Okay let's not ruin hockey shall we.




TAGS: hello these dudes are freakin amsome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - August 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
hahaha lmao @ sean
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:33 pm
"Cleanup on aisle three. Cleanup. Aisle three."
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:45 am
How could I have missed this? oh yeah...had my computer set to block all GOATSE...
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:52 am
Ha! I'm with you on that one, Agd.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:48 am
As Sean has so eloquently and empathetically pointed out, nobody can accuse ME of vote rigging.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:46 am
With some of the vote rigging going on, I'd actually be nervous about being in Airman's apartments, anyway. (And that is NOT to infer in any way Airman is doing it - there's 2 others).
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:45 am
Good point. Just noticed "Carpe" is ripping it up at 3.12. fffffffffffffffft!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:41 am
Your great ones, maybe. Oooh, meowwwww. Hiss hisssss.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:38 am
2.9 is the mark of great ones. No?
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:34 am
As god is my witness I thought this one had major hit written all over it. Ah well.
Sean - May 30, 2009, 12:40 am
Oh why didn't they call their little salaciously copraphagic improv: "2 Dudes 1 Cup-A-Soup"? I mean why invite the corporate logo/branding Nazis to the party if you can help it?

ONE OF THEM - ...wears a shirt!

TAGS: oh my god look at these funbags
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zealot - April 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
no, the faces arent ugly.
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 10:44 am
And all of them are Butterfaces.

Wishing on cosmic flukes is futile -

TAGS: on these stars ill make a wish a million voices a million fists ayria
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - July 8, 2014, 12:42 pm

Hence my having called it a rock
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:19 am
Stars are too far to fall to Earth. That's a meteor.
Greeny - July 8, 2014, 5:19 am
hopes and dreams are overrated anyway - 5&f
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:02 am
The possible introduction of something new to a distant planet. Perhaps the "Blob".
Bandit5906 - July 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
There is another way of looking at things though!

SOMEHOW - Deep inside you are relieved knowing that someone else gets bigger lemons from life than you

TAGS: try making lemonade with these
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 17, 2011, 12:16 am
Thank you
tellitlikeitis - June 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Where can I get a full size print of this poster? Excellent- this deserves 5 L's all around!

Popular Gimmicks -

TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by motifayk

RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - I realize my 3 year old boys are better then me at "Mario Kart"

TAGS: these are really my kids
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Krickit - March 31, 2013, 8:33 pm
Yeah I'll be teaching them about that right after we finish going over the word "pretentious"
forseti - March 31, 2013, 9:00 am
Perhaps THEY even know the difference between "then" and "than"!?! ;)


TAGS: how many of these are there
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:21 pm
Hahaha! Another to add to my repertoire to this 5ong X-D
Neener - October 6, 2010, 7:56 pm
5 Imodiums for the visual

THE MODERATORS - Sometimes they make looking THROUGH the new posters more fun than looking AT the new posters.

TAGS: to whichever mod approved these two posters in this order bravo sir i salute you
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 10:29 am
motifake - November 16, 2009, 10:27 am

LMAO!!! Nice catch!
whatukno - November 16, 2009, 9:14 am
And bravo to you Briton of Rose for catching the humor in that. 5 lions for you.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:46 am
now this is great material


TAGS: those young whipper snappers are going to approve my poster one of these years
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Giulio - October 30, 2009, 4:07 am
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:15 am
(ahem)... in best Pacino voice.... I'm just gettin' WARMED UP!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:14 am
It treated me to a fair amount of liquor, so......Good! and you?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:13 am
Not much, senor... how's the day treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
What's up Hefe?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
That's laughable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:06 am
5. But you gotta stop throwing reality in my face Spacedog......I like my delusions.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:01 am
LOL!! Ain't that the truth!

TJ HOOKER - Sorry ladies; he's not a prostitute. But he will do anything for money these days.

THROWING STARS - Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage.

TAGS: these days doing that will get you arrested
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
used to be?

WARNING - This site may contain....

TAGS: i hate tunnels so much i am willing to make posters this bad and yes these tags are a cheap grab for votes
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:38 am

You call these mashed potatoes? -

Sometimes -

TAGS: i have these thoughts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 20, 2015, 3:27 am
no argument, could be, I have no idea, thus no ref or quote (Jack Handy is wunna my heroes, however)
EmilioDumphque - November 20, 2015, 1:53 am
(ahem) -Jack Handy

Stand and deliver! -